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Weird Voicemail Messages
Call 0906 466 0040 to order an item.
Please read our service guide before placing your order. You will need to know your voicemail PIN number to use our service. If you do not know your PIN then please refer to our service guide.
| Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1006 |
| "Hello, you've reached an answerperson, I don't get paid to respond but anything you say after the tone will be memorised to the best of my.........thingamy....." |
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| Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1007 |
| "We interrupt this phone call to advise you of an important development. Please stand by. THIS WAS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VOICEMAIL TELEPHONE SYSTEM. HAD IT BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY, YOUR CALL WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INTERRUPTED........" |
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| Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1008 |
| "FOXTROT, LIMA, ALPHA, SIERRA, HOTEL. Key destruct sequence now. This terminal also accepts voice messages....." |
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| Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1009 |
| "You're growing tired, your eyelids are getting heavy, you feel very sleepy now....." |
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| Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 1010 |
| "WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, This voicemail system has a very short attention span and it will hang up on your if you leave a message that is boring....." |
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