Comedy Voicemail Messages

Call 0906 466 0040 to order an item.
Please read our service guide before placing your order. You will need to know your voicemail PIN number to use our service. If you do not know your PIN then please refer to our service guide.

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9021
"Hey.... Hi! Can you help me? Can you help me? I'm stuck down here in the phone......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9022
"Hello, please leave your name, number and a brief message....."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9023
"Hi the voicemail machine is broken right now so this is the fridge. Please leave your message when the light goes out...."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9024
"Hello, I'm the latest Windows 2000 compliant XS 486 voicemail recorder and I'm equipt with a Pentium mark 7 processor to ensure that nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wrong....."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9025
"After the tone please leave your name and number and where you left the money....."

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Calls to this service cost £1.50 per minute. Average call duration is 2 mins. Please ask the bill payers permission before calling. We recommend that you call from a landline and have your mobile switched off. Prices may vary if you call from a mobile phone. If you experience any problems then please email voicemailmytone@stealthnet.co.uk