Comedy Voicemail Messages

Call 0906 466 0040 to order an item.
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Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9011
"Well, hi there. Welcome to the easy listening sounds of this voicemail device......"

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9012
"Goodday passengers. Welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to beep....."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9013
"Hello, God speaking. Please leave your name, number and prayer after the tone...."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9014
Loud music is background "Hang on, hang on....Let me turn this down... Hang on......Hang on. Music stops. Please leave me a message...."

Call 0906 466 0040 and quote Item code 9015
"Hello and welcome to the top 5 reasons to hang up now if you're a salesman. Number 5, we probably don't want one anyway, number 4, we don't have enough money for your imaginary high priced product. Number 3, we said no the first time ....."

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Calls to this service cost £1.50 per minute. Average call duration is 2 mins. Please ask the bill payers permission before calling. We recommend that you call from a landline and have your mobile switched off. Prices may vary if you call from a mobile phone. If you experience any problems then please email voicemailmytone@stealthnet.co.uk